Wednesday, December 24, 2008

the snowman's nose
was a sweet potato—
sheep got it
.
.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I seem to recall a photograph of that snowman - was there one? Of course it was only the back of your head, through a window or somethin'. It was a great pic! Post it!

Steve said...

Yeah, don't know what happened to it now. Anyway, it was Alfie's head, not mine. But this is about this year's snowman, and the damn sheep got him again.

Anonymous said...

bastard sheep!

: D

Steve said...

Well, its parents sure as heck weren't married as we understand it, but they *were* united in accordance with the matrimonial sheep laws of 1789, and that means that technically the nose eater wasn't actually a bastard as such. So stay thy condemnation, young Debs, this sheep was a good Christian ewe who fought hard against the nose-eating urge as long as she could, but eventually succumbed through the wiles of Satan. She's since confessed and has been wholeheartedly welcomed back into the flock.